Breaking up with someone you really loved is a horrible experience. The emotional trauma and the psychological pain is second to none. As part of the healing process, you’d like your ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend to share in the pain.
This could be achieved by making them jealous. Though, it is better to move on once the relationship is over because trying to make your ex jealous implies two things: you’re still missing them or you’re not yet over them.
Any direct attempt to make them jealous may backfire as they may return your tricks with another powerful tricks, causing you more pain. Don’t make it your priority to make your ex jealous, just forget about the relationship and move on.
However, while updating your social media statuses and you’re sure your ex or their friends may read them, you can throw in subtle jabs to keep them busy with their thoughts. This is not living in denial, it is just part of your healing process. Here are 20 statuses that make your ex jealous.
20 Statuses that make your ex jealous
Let your statuses revolve around your new life and adventures. Keep them vague and don’t let them directly refer to your ex. Let them know that they’re already in your oblivion and you already don’t spare any thoughts on them. Here are 20 statuses that make your ex jealous.
1. All my dreams are coming true
This implies you’re already doing very well after the breakup and losing them did not hold you down. In fact, they were a setback for you and hindered your dreams from coming true. Now, they left, you’re already attaining greater heights. This status would make them feel bad about themselves.
Read also: 15 Psychological Facts About A Cheating Woman – (you must not miss number 6)
2. Spending time with the ones I love is the best therapy
Knowing you’re already moving on would not possibly be the best news for your ex. They’d think you’re already seeing someone else and fastly making moves to replace them. The thought alone would get them jealous and frustrated.
3. I had a blast at the concert!
People rarely have a blast alone, who’s this person that shared these awesome moments with you? This is a typical question that would engulf your ex when they see this status. Make it vague and they would wander in their imaginations.
4. Thinking about you makes me smile
This status could be heart-wrenching if they still have some feelings for you. You have already forgotten them and your heart is beating for someone else. They surely get jealous at seeing this.
5. So excited about my weekend hiking trip
We don’t go on weekend hiking trips alone. We’re sure going with someone else to keep it fun and exciting. Your ex knows this and also knows they’re not the ones accompanying you in this exciting journey.
6. Thinking about you make me smile
Update your Instagram with this status and get your ex incredibly jealous. You’re already moving and finding happiness in someone else and you’re really excited it is not them. They can’t take such an update easily.
7. Learning to ski dive with a total beginner
It shouldn’t be limited to skiing, there are other things you need a partner for: ice skating, swimming, bicycle riding, snowboarding, among others. Talking about learning either of these games with another beginner indicates you’re really having fun out there.
8. New hair, who is this?
A new hairdo implies a new you. You’ve changed yourself and you’re now very different from the person he dated. Such attempts to erase them from your life would get them jealous and remind them that they already lost you.
9. My wishes have been granted
What wishes? Did she get an internship? Did someone propose to her? Is she going on vacation with someone? What’s actually this wish? These are possible questions that would run through the mind of your ex when they come across this status. They would be curious to know about what is really taking place in your life.
Read also: Emotional Immaturity: Signs, Causes And Possible Remedies
10. This Queen does not need a King
Though this particular status may be too direct or toxic, who cares? After all, they shattered your heart without a second thought. Let them know you can do better without them.
11. Life is too short with basic people
When you spend time with basic people, you may not have full excitement and fun. This is what you’re trying to rub your ex on the nose. Your time with them was a waste because they are too basic. If this sinks in, your ex would get worked up.
12. My biggest regret in not traveling more
So, her biggest regret was not dating me? Was that irrelevant? These are the questions your ex would need answers to after seeing such status.
You mean there are other important things you regret and not the unproductive times you were with them.
13. Living my best life
You can add one of your best pictures to this status. Maybe a picture of you in the park or a fancy restaurant. It means you’re having fun out there and enjoying every bit of your freedom. Your ex would certainly get jealous on seeing this.
14. Feeling thankful for everything you’ve done for me?
She’s already seeing someone else? Who’s this guy that is getting her quirky? Your ex won’t stop asking such questions. Yes. You’re already moving on and you’re happy about it. They would get busy thinking about some imaginary guy.
15. Throwing a party tonight
We know what it means when a beautiful, single girl is about to throw a party. It is full of fun and exciting. Such moments without him in the picture means you’re okay with your new self and you’re doing everything to enjoy every bit of it.
16. Finally visited the museum
There are places you wanted to visit during your past relationship. Maybe because of circumstances, you couldn’t. Paying a visit to those places means a lot and sends a signal that they were holding you down. Make sure you add pictures of your recent visit to the museum or your favorite club’s stadium.
17. Start your day with the right person
We know what it means to start your day with the right person. You’re already with someone else who is so perfect for you.
Read also: How To Get Your Ex Girlfriend Back: 10 Strategies
18. With my favorite human
You’re already moving on and it is very okay to rub it on their faces. Get them jealous with the fact that you’re already having a new date.
19. Looking forward to our next date
Use this status to announce your latest relationship.
20. Really enjoyed my trip. I can’t wait to go back
Where did she visit? Who hosted her? Are possible questions that would engulf your ex when he sees such status. They would get jealous about your moving on.
Bottom Line
20 Statuses that make your ex jealous is meant to announce your latest achievements and exploits without appearing toxic or painful. Keep everything vague and let them get lost in the stream of imaginations and jealousy.